There was a time when the world ‘Sarcasm’ was new to the world but these days the word is so common that people try to be more and more sarcastic because you know, killing people is illegal. If you are the one who is looking to be a little witty and sarcastic among your friends, then you need a dose of sarcastic quotes.
We have collected some of the funniest and witty sarcastic quotes that will surely make you the ‘Chandler‘ of your group. You read that right, you can be the king of comebacks on the Internet and gain huge followers. All you need to do is to read and remember these sarcastic quotes which are given below.
Funny Sarcastic Quotes:
1. Face your Problems, don’t Facebook them.
2. I’m not insulting you, I’m describing you.
3. Some people need to realize that Facebook is a social network, not a diary.
4. Never get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.
5. Quitting Facebook is the new, adult version of running away from home. We all know you are doing it for attention and we all know you’ll be back.
6. When you hear a recording of your voice and you wonder how you have any friends.
7. I’m so athletic. I surf… the Internet.
8. Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people over the Internet.
9. You’re so dumb you failed a blood test!
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10. I’ve seen your Facebook statuses. You’re getting a dictionary for Christmas.
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